V: Hey hey honey throat, got a song for this one
sad love song kicks my [bad word] every time

M: Yeah well I know this pretty girl
She works my small town blues full time

V: Dulce dulce country boy, find a secret place
Where we can walk and talk about stuff

M: Walk - we [bad word] but such is life
Under this burning sun

M: In a small town

V: South of the border

M: Where men are men

V: And women need a sense of humour

M: Mars loves Venus

V: Venus loves Mars
But where does that leave
All the other planets and stars

M: Well don't you worry about them
I'm sure it's not that hard to find a solar friend
Dulce dulce country girl
Please don't hide behind your mother's
Inexpensive skirts

V: Well I'll try so don't be a stranger
Even though daddy tells me

M: "Stay away from that loser"

M: And Mars loves Venus

V: Venus loves Mars

M: In a small town

V: South of the border

M: Where men are men

V: And women need a sense of humour