My better half just makes me laugh
The way she gauged the man in half
With men’s cologne can’t be alone
Can’t stand that I must roam well
She said “why have you changed?”
Response is always the same
She wonders about change
Always in a jealous rage
 [bad word] on baby let’s separate [bad word] on baby let’s separate
I’ll pay my dues
You’ll make your ways
I’ll do anything to get away
That’s right
I’ll do anything to get away
 [bad word] on

Don’t put me on the farm my dear
You’re losing all your charm out here
If ever there’s a part of me that wants to leave
Next day there’s a tragedy

Now she’s drinking anything at hand
To see if I can understand
The sudden end of summers past
How can I forget
All bets were hedged on you
Cashed in for regret

She said “why have you changed?”
Response is always the same
She wonders about change
And how divided are the days
Now that we’re alone the knives [bad word] out
 [bad word] on baby let’s separate [bad word] on baby let’s separate
I’ll pay my dues
You’ll make your ways
I’ll do anything to get away
I’ll do anything to get away

Someday you’ll see just how I laugh
Someday you’ll see just how I catastrophe
Catastrophe
Catastrophe