[bad word] all ye scallywags, sing along with me,
(For) we are the Royal Trolls, the terrors of the sea!
We pillage and plunder, and we [bad word] 
We'll sail these raging waters 'till we take our glorious prize!

 [bad word] from no enemy and we can feel no pain.
All of the lower bloods will quake under our reing!
We build metal death machines to do just what we crave,
To pummel all the land-lovers until they're in the grave!

Masters of the tide,
(The) stars shall be our guide.
If you're not a royal blood,
You'd [bad word] and hide!

Confiscate the crown,
Swing the ship around,
Take the swig of Faygo just to wash the whiskey down.

 [bad word] Break*

Our brave and fearless leader is...
Eridan!
What a hopeless romantic...
From matesprit to kismesis, his feelings are frantic!
His poor broken heart has shattered on the floor,
But he'll never stop until he can have her for "shore!"
 [bad word] all ye scallywags, sing along with me,
We are the Royal Trolls, the terror of the sea!
We pillage and plunder, 'cause we know we've got the nerve,
 [bad word] these stormy waters and we'll take what we deserve!

Masters of the tide,
(The) stars shall be our guide.
If you're not a royal blood,
You'd [bad word] and hide!

Confiscate the crown,
Swing the ship around,
Take the swig of Faygo just to wash the whiskey down.

Yar har, anchors away!
Soon we'll [bad word] [bad word] your day,
Just resign to your fate.
Soon you'll be made into Gl'Bgolyb bait.