Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger
 Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger
 So listen to me if you care for your health
 You wont call me ginger less you're ginger yourself
 Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger

 When you are a ginger life is pretty hard
 Years of ritual bullying in the school yard
 Kids calling you ranga and fanta pants
 No invitation to the high school dance
 But you get up and learn to hold your head up
 You try to keep your cool and not get head up
 But until the feeling of Ill is [bad word] let up
 And the word is ours and ours alone don't you know

 Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger
 Only a ginga can call another ginga ginga
 So if you call us ginge we just [bad word] unhinged
 If you don't have a fringe with at least a tinge of the ginge
 Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger

 Now listen to me when I am looking for sympathy
 Just because we're sensitive to UV
 Just because we're pathetically pale
 We do alright with the females
 Yeah I like to ask the ladies round for ginger beer
 And soon [bad word] their fingers through my ginger beard
 And dunking my ginger nuts into their ginger tea
 And asking if they can call me ginge
 And I say "I don't think that's appropriate!"

 Coz only a ginger can call another ginger ginger
 Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger
 And all the ladies agree it's a fact once you've gone ginge! you can't go back
 Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger

 Yeah go ginge go you funky motherfunkin ginge

 Yeah you can call us bozo or fire [bad word]  You can even call us carrot top or blood nut
 Yeah you can call us match stick or tampon

 But [bad word] with the word is just not on
 If you're a ginger-phobe and you don't like us
 You gonna stand up to the fight if you want to fight us
 But if you cut yourself you might catch gingavitis
 So maybe you should shut your funky mouth

 Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger
 Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger