Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left

I hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street - I hate you all
And the people that I meet - I hate you all
And the people that I know - I hate you all
And the people that I don't - I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

Some guy at work really ticked me off
By telling me I was doing it wrong.
I was the one who was doing the work
But the big stupid jerk, he drove me berserk.
All I want to do was smoke a cigarette,
But I couldn't take it any more so I quit.

I hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street - I hate you all
And the people that I meet - I hate you all
And the people that I know - I hate you all
And the people that I don't - I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

I bet you think I'm kidding
But I promise you it's [bad word] 
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate
Oh, I hate you

All the people on the street - I hate you all
And the people that I meet - I hate you all
And the people that I know - I hate you all
And the people that I don't - I hate you all
And the people in the east - I hate you all
And the people I hate least - I hate you all
And the people in the west - I hate you all
And the people I like best - I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all