You text at 3 in the morning....

And you misspell my name....

You’ve slept with half my friends on facebook....

And most of them think you are lame....

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You say that with me it’s different....

And you’re not that big of a [bad word] ...

And if you disappear, it’s cause you’re busy....

Not cause you’re with some other chick....

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I know that this might be uncouth....

But I’ve decided to tell you the [bad word] ...

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My self esteem’s not low enough to date you....

It’s close, but not quite there....

Give me time to get a little more rejected....

And you and I could make an awesome pair....

totally awesome pair....

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I seem like your perfect target....

Like I’ve been lonely for too long....

You think I haven’t had  in forever....

And I’ll admit that you’re not wrong....

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But I would rather have no one....

Than this [bad word]  let me reaffirm....

I wouldn’t touch your [bad word] if I’d been poisoned....

And the antidote was in your sperm....

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My self esteem’s not low enough to date you....

It’s close, but not quite there....

Give me time to get a little more desperate....

And you and I could make an awesome pair....

totally awesome pair....

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We could last forever....

You just have to give me time....

To learn to deal with [bad word] ...

And blatant lies....

But for now… for now…....

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My self esteem’s not low enough to date you....

It’s close, but not quite there....

Give me time to get a little more wasted....

And you and I could make an awesome pair....

totally awesome pair....