Please operator, please operator 
This is the first time I'm with a woman 
Well, years can change 
And we [bad word] much older 

Oh, but we don't always realize 
And it [bad word] harder and harder 
Soon I'll be too old to be a debutante 
I'm hangin' up my telephone 
 [bad word] you don't [bad word]   [bad word] you don't [bad word]  
I'm hangin' up my telephone  [bad word] you don't [bad word]  

Tonight will be the first time ever 
That I'll fall in love with the things we can do 
Tonight will be the first time ever 
That I'll get to know the things we can do 

We'll take a break, our line's engaged 
No one can stop me now  [bad word]  in, it thrills me so 
Never ever let me go, never let me go 

Go, go, go, year can change 
And we get older and older 
Soon I'll be too old to be a debutante 
And it [bad word] harder and harder 

Don't leave me hangin' on the telephone 
Please, don't leave me hangin' on my telephone 
 [bad word] you don't [bad word]   [bad word] you don't [bad word]  
Oh yeah, please operator 
Please, operator, look out