Is it so wrong if I don't pay my rent?
No! Responsibility, I gave it up for lent.
Sell your wares, pollute the air.
I don't care.
Fresh air's for squares.
Now if it were up to me,
The piper would be up the creek
and the fiddler too,
'Cause neither one of you would be paid.
I need the cash for getting laid.
And I don't mind
To seem unusually unkind,
You ask what kind of guy am I.

I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools,
Who don't have time [bad word] 
The irresponsible who wouldn't
be caught dead in a school.
I'm irresponsible.
I'm Mr. Irresponsible.
I'm irresponsible, and I don't care,
If the whole world burns.

I live my life without a care,
I don't have time to be
Politically aware.
I hate to have to think,
I hate feeling too,
I'll leave those chores to some
Pathetic sap like you.
Don't talk to me about the
Dolphin in the tuna net,
I'm on the tuna's side
Hey, dolphin tastes quite good I bet.
I'd never lie, my hair requires aerosol,
I want it ten feet tall,
And I don't care about the hole in the sky.
If Rogue don't mind, why should I?
It just so happens I'm that kind of guy.

I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools,
Who don't have time [bad word] 
The irresponsible who wouldn't
be caught dead in a school.
I'm irresponsible.
I'm Mr. Irresponsible.
I'm irresponsible, and I don't care,
If the whole world burns.
Let it burn.

It's a bloody miracle that I haven't gotten,
Distracted by a skirt and got bored,
And just walked away,
Before the end of this god forsaken tune.