"Hey there, do ya like excitement?"
"Yeah."
"Do ya like suspense?"
"Uh-huh."
"Do you like Nel Carter?"
"Tst-no."
"Good, cuz you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors. And for
you it's absolutely free, step right in."
"Thanks."
"Say no more stupid [bad word]  your breath says enough."

Hello?

It's so dark.

Don't lose me.

C'mon, I found a door

Buwugawuw, Waaah! [bad word] to the house of horrors,
You born in a barn, shut the [bad word]  doors.
You sit down, 'cause I'm about to scare ya
Bbbblblblblblblblbll, ok, now I dare ya
Close your eyes, open up ya mouth, and count to ten,
Don't wanna, huh? Cuz ya know my nuts are goin' in,
I'm twisted, I'll cut ya finger off and stick it in ya butt
Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggh! ...and glue it shut
This is when I get get crazy, let me show ya somethin',
Brrrrl! Ya know what that means? It don't mean nothin', ha-ha!
But it scares ya, cuz people don't be doin' that [bad word] 
But me, brrll, [bad word]  brrrrll, I'm all about it? (Bbrrrlll...)
Guess what, I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit,
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the silly rabbit,
Uh! Cut the lights off, see that [bad word]  I'm glowin'
Allright, I'm done, cut 'em back on, wait, where ya goin'?
 [bad word] to the House of Horrors! [bad word] [bad word] from within' me, (within' me) - in [bad word] from within' me, horrors, [bad word] from within' me, (within' me) - in [bad word] to the House of Horrors, hey.
(end [bad word]  [bad word] 
Honey, I'm not having a good time.
I know, C'mon, This must be the way out.

Hey, what the [bad word] [bad word] in guys, grab a chair,
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear.
C'mon, let's play [bad word]  I just got Atari,
"Hey, keep it down in there, Shaggs, what the [bad word] " Sorry!
Look at that [bad word] (what?) You almost got me grounded,
I'm a have to take your forehead and pound it.
I'll bend you over, and tie you up to a pole,
And strech your nuts back, and fling 'em up your [bad word] 
I'm a phantom, listen to me, Uhhhh..,
That didn't do it? How 'bout this? Ahhhh!!!
I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifyin',
Did ya know that? (yeah) No ya didn't, I was lyin'!

I represent Ecorse,
I'm yellin' Ink Town, [bad word]  outta southwest,
Wicked Clowns!

Bathrooms? sure, it's right there, down the hall.
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all,
annog mi ouy llik I'm possessed too.
Wait a minute, hey, don't leave me yet, hey! [bad word] to the House of Horrors! [bad word]  [bad word] 
Honey?
What?
I'm s-scared.
I know, [bad word] on!
(vocal interlude w/laughs)
Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell ya somethin',
With Billy Bill [bad word] Boy, (what about 'em?) Nothin'!
They're my boys, I just had to give 'em props,
And together we form the cyclops!
He-he-he-he-he look at you, he-he, you're a [bad word] 
Should I let you're [bad word] go? Ha-ha-ha-ha, no.
I'll let your [bad word] out, but you get the [bad word] along sugar [bad word]  he [bad word] home.
"Dont let the door hit you where the good lord split ya [bad word] "