I'm a fleabit peanut monkey 
All my friends are junkies 
That's not really [bad word] 

I'm a cold Italian pizza 
I could use a lemon squeezer 
What you do? 

But I've been bit and I've been tossed around 
By every she-rat in this town 
Have you, babe? 

Well, I am just a monkey man 
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too 

I was bitten by a boar 
I was gouged and I was gored 
But I pulled on through 

Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs 
I always have an unmade bed 
Don't you? 

Well, I hope we're not too messianic 
Or a trifle too satanic 
We love to play the blues 

Well I am just a monkey man 
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman
Monkey woman too, babe!

I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! 
I'm a monkey man!  I'm a monkey man! 
I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!
Monkey! monkey! monkey!.......