At the first sign of the morning light, Old Glory's in the sky 
 Across the pond, it's afternoon and the Union Jack flies high 
 We're on our first cup of coffee 
 We're on our third cup of tea 
 And we can't pretend to live on different planets, you and me 

 In this collision of worlds 
 Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore 
 In this collision of worlds 
 Oh you can't sit this out no more 

 Abbey Road, Route 66, CIA, to the MI6 
 Right lane, left lane, Metric, Imperial 
 Pounds, dollars, howdy, cheerio! 
 v8 growls, to a v12 screams 
 Hail to the chief, woke up save the queen 
 Cops, bobbies, tabasco, wasabi, pistachio ice cream! 

 In this collision of worlds 
 Well it's too late and you can't stop it now 
 In this collision of worlds 
 Yeah find you a place and just watch it now 

 Well you're a good ole' boy 
 Yeah you're a decent bloke 
 I say it's irony, I say it's a joke 
 When I look around, now I can see 
 We ain't so different, you and me 

 Meat and potatoes, burgers and mash 
 Dollars, pounds, dosh, cash 
 Audobon, to the riding sun 
 The I10, to the M1 
 Congress, Parliment, President, The Queen! 
 Petrol, you say gasoline 
 Now grab your bird, and get your girl 
 Now its a small world 

 Collison of worlds 
 Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore 
 In this collision of worlds 
 No you can't sit this out no more 
 In this collision of worlds 
 It's too late and you can't stop it now 
 Collision of worlds 
 Find you a place and watch it now