Bring on that pecan pie!
Pour some sugar
On it sugar
Don't be shy.

Scoop me up
mess of that
Chocolate swirl.
Don't be stingy
I'm a growing girl

I offer 
Big love
With no apology.
How can I deny the world 
The most of me?

I am not afraid to throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound

Because I'm 
Big, blond & beautiful
Face the fact
It's simply irrefutable!
No one wants a meal
That only offers the least
When girl, we're serving up 
The whole [bad word] feast

Slice me off a piece of that
hog head cheese! 
Take a look inside
My book of recipes 
Now don't you sniff around 
For something fluffy and light.
We need a man who 
Bring a man sized appetite!

I use a 
Pinch of sugar 
And a dash of spice!
I'll let you lick the spoon
Because it tastes so nice!

We'll keep in the oven 
Till it's good and hot
Keep on stirring 
Till you hit the spot!

Because I'm 
Big, blond, & beautiful 
There is nothing 'bout us 
that's unsuitable

Why sit in the bleachers 
Timid and afraid
When Edna 
You look like the whole parade

They say that white has might 
And thin is in 
Well, that's just bull
'Cause ladies big is back
And as for black
It's beautiful!

All shapes and sizes 
Follow me!
Who wants a twig
When you can climb a whole tree?

Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Groovy baby Groovy!