Two people are alley cats
 We have an unhappy cat
 He is restless, needs attention, loses patience, seeks affection
 Monkey grooms, blossom blooms
 Do you dig germs, The Germs?

 Well we wear each other's heads like hats
 Speak in tongues like alley cats
 Cradle them in both our laps
 When we lie alone

 Wear each others heads like hats
 Speak in tongues like alley cats
 Cradle them in both our laps
 And we die alone

 Well we sleep inside a blanket-y bed
 Planted like the crocuses
 In the song my mother said
 She wanted us to sing

 We sleep inside a blanket-y bed
 Planted like the crocuses
 And I wish my mother could
 See the ring I got

 Oh oh there is no pain I know...

 The other night you said you might try to kill that thing I love
 It is too strong for you, it is encased in glass and stone
 The other night you said you might try to kill that thing I love
 It is invincible, it is encased in glass and stone
 You painted a song, you painted a song
 It started when I was young and now it is in my lung
 You painted a song, you painted a song
 It started when I was young and now it is in my lung

 Two people are alley cats
 We have an unhappy cat
 He is restless, needs attention, loses patience, seeks affection
 Monkey grooms, blossom blooms
 'Do You Dig Worms?' The worms?