[King Tech]
One two, one two
We dedicate this one to the hip-hop culture y'all
Brought to you by the world famous Wake Up Show

[Verse 1: RZA]
Bobby Steels, Staple' tales
MC's get your lips stapled
Project Killa Hill
Is stamped on the map like [bad word] 
Sacred sword play tongue twist piercing holes in you
You can't escape seventy-thousand kilowatts blast through yo' box
Walk with alarm clocks
Cars driving slow down the block
One stopped, parks
Pops his [bad word] 
Snare pops loud as Glock shots
Bass like an M-80 in ya face, cops stop, give us citation
We pause for radio station identification
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Tech is on

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
When I woke up
I grabbed the mic and never choked up
Busted a verse and all the G's in Cali loc'ed up when I was summoned
Styles were mixed like the [bad word] 
Killer clown [bad word] look around your town is [bad word] 
This Big Tech from the Midwest, leaving MC's litless
On the Wake Up Show
Make up no stories about my shake-up flow
Put me off in a cypher
Partner, you can't kcuf with the sniper
Your flow's premature, clean your dirty diaper
Mic heister, psycho alpha-schizo
Hypno, chryo gat flow, [bad word] and ain't nobody tighter
Sway and Tech heard me flow and it's sealed
Now I got Swedish women yelling "Tech N9ne vild!"

[Verse 3: Eminem]
This place is my house
I might as well erase my face with white out
Cause y'all can't see me like Mase's eyebrows
Where you at
Climbed out of a nice house
Through the front window and heard this guy shout
Hey that's my couch  [bad word] 
Pull a nine out during a rhyme bout
While I'm rippin' this [bad word]  put a clip in it, spit five rounds
And murder you hoes worse than a convertible flipping vertical
Nose-first with the top off landing up-side down
Get tied down and duct-taped, [bad word] rape
I'd rather just hump a [bad word] #39;s leg wit my nuts shaved
Sway and Tech, two disk jockeys
Breaking so many freaking needles
I wonder if they inject

[Verse 4: Xzibit]
Lo and behold, better than platinum and gold
Yes, God bless success, never forsake your soul
Xzibit take control, lock loaded and ready to roll
Play the upper hand, a man that's never gon' fold
Cause your tape sucks, find a new hobby that you can take up
Or listen to my niggas Tech and Sway so you can wake up
The X-Man, catch me doing drills in the Danger Room
Big game hunting from high noon 'til the full moon

[Verse 5: Pharoahe Monch]
With synonyms, I get an [bad word] 
From minimum [bad word]  bust multiple assaults in small interims
As horrid as Boris Karloff was, when I cut ya neck
Leave a little piece of skin so the head won't fall off
Hauled-off, sawed off shotgun blast
He asked
Why did he have to die like cast metal
Oh, see, now like Omar Credle
We pone pedal at a high resolution
On the Wake Up Show with Sway, Tech and DJ Revolution

[Verse 6: Kool Rap]
I sway the tec wit the Tech and Sway
Step away, wet and spray, rep the day
Who over debt to pay get swept away
Across the whole board like checker play
When I blaze your whole sect' arrays
Wake Up Show for those who slept away
Niggas that met the trey, hit the deck and pray
DJ Revolution, spinnin' like lead from out the head decay
Tearin' your neck away, flood up the street with blood redecorate
Until the head of Jake investigate

[Verse 7: Jayo Felony]
Sway can give it to but whatcha gon' do wit it
Tech can give it to you but whatcha gon' do
Rev can give it to you but whatcha gon' do wit it
I can give it to you, wha-wha-wha-what-what

[Verse 8: Chino XL]
Yo yo, Chino make the world go 'round
 [bad word] up entire [bad word] like Harrell did to Motown
Vominous talk, poison pen, hominous walk
Which flow will I destroy you