Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this one

[ Verse 1 ]

Shady's the label
Aftermath is a stable
That the [bad word] out errp
Of course we're about to stir up
Some [bad word] as thick as mrs butterworths [bad word] It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than just to tease him
Cause he was his biggest (burp)
fan He used to be Superman
Now I'm pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet up again [bad word] I'm kickin your [bad word] for everything you've ever said
It's one for the money two for the [bad word] show
Ready get set, let's go [bad word] the buckin bronco,
stompin and stampedin up the [bad word] street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm about to blow
So look out below, jeronimo, [bad word] its dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That [bad word] is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
I'll get away with murder
I'm like o.j . he's like my cochran today
We keep them mark freeman tapes
In a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them [bad word] got you on tape
You swear to god you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name

[ [bad word] ]

And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just [bad word] that up so, [bad word] it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a [bad word] and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But [bad word] s about to hit the shingle

[ Verse 2 ]

Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next
to his best friend Derick bare naked
jig-aig-ji-ji Janean just turned
16 and used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so
Kim and care free
Paris and Nikki's parents
must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids
with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory [bad word] derk diggler
Look at me work wizardry with these words
I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka
jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks in a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin,
allow me [bad word] it back and rewind it
wait a minute let me ask you again
I just jerkin the chain
I berserk or insane
Or am I just one of them [bad word] amateurs
Workin the [bad word] camera filmin one of them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of them [bad word] When they were just musketeers
in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted them and went straight
to The Source with them
Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close
enough to it you can hear the
Uh Uh and then [bad word] to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin im [bad word] '
and this was

[ [bad word] ]

supposed to be my first single
But I just [bad word] that up so, [bad word] it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a [bad word] and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But [bad word] s about to hit the shingle

[ Verse 3 ]

Any opinions or somethin
you just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone
and just dial up this number
It's 1-800-I'm a [bad word] sucker I love to suck a [bad word] And if someone picks up you can talk