lot of people ask me.. stupid [bad word] questions
lot of people think that.. what I say on records
or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Well, [bad word] . if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why?
Cuz I'm a
CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god [bad word] right
I'm a CRIMINAL
Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL
[Eminem]
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a [bad word] or lez
Or the homo, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate [bad word]  The answer's yes
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That's my [bad word] balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my [bad word]  you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the mail
Get it? Checkin the 'male'?
How many records you expectin to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like [bad word] men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a [bad word] thing cause
I watch TV, [bad word] cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin each March
with a brand new cd for these [bad word] retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. Don't Give [bad word]  still won't leave [bad word]  Eminem (repeat 2X)
I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
and keep goin, I don't take [bad word] from no one
[Eminem]
My mother did [bad word] - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the [bad word] you sposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My [bad word] [bad word] smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink malt liquor to [bad word] you up quicker
than you'd wanna [bad word] me up for sayin the word ...
My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral [bad word] in his Oval Office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as -inem and [bad word] - *kch* the maniac's in
Replacin the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a CRIMINAL
[Interlude Skit]
Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that [bad word] get the [bad word] money and get the [bad word] up outta there
[Em] Aight
I'll be right here waitin on you
[Em] Aight
Yo [Em] What?!
Don't kill nobody this time
[Em] Awwright... god [bad word]  [bad word] ..
(whistling) how you doin'?
[Teller] HI, how can I help