We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, notorious b.i.g.
 [bad word] no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen [bad word] #39;.
Yeah, tupac shakur.
Nah [bad word]  I'm talkin' bout [bad word] #39; falco and [bad word] 
What? falco?

Rock me amadeus
Rock me amadeus
Rock me amadeus
Rock me amadeus

Tried to o.d. on the cold-eeze
Golden girls got me sweatin' to the oldies
Hanging out like double ds sip long island iced teas
Wrote to mayor mccheese send a shamrock shake please!
Three o' clock on the dot time to [bad word] for eighth graders
Rather tape the weather channel so that I can watch it later
 [bad word] of [bad word] so what's happening?
Dee's knocked up and rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole nutty buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of silly putty
Make a spam and colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through national geographic and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him u.p.s.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch cops with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
Buggin' out like tori spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five
Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
 [bad word] around like frankie goes to hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my old spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in my so-called life imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some [bad word] by faberge
Smell the [bad word] of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the flowbee to the kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in braille to johnny quest
Send me back my etch-a-sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
Buggin' out like tori spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five
Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than bo jackson, bored like wood
 [bad word] around like frankie goes to hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna [bad word] 

Yo yo yo yo yo! what it is [bad word] 
Aw [bad word]  [bad word] pac-man.
Hey pac-man, what's up?
Me you [bad word] #33; I'm high on crack! wanna freebase?
No pac-man [bad word] are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. whoa! holy [bad word] #33;

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong
Buggin' out like tori spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a party of five
Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than bo jackson bored like wood
 [bad word] ar