ANDY Hi, Michael. 

MICHAEL Hi, Andy. Thanks for joining us. Do you 
wanna ... you wanna sing a song together 

ANDY Sure! Is it a sweet song 

MICHAEL Yeah, it's real sweet. 

ANDY O.K.! 

[They laugh.] 


MICHAEL 
In this friendly, friendly world 
With each day so full of joy 
Why should any heart be lonely 

ANDY My turn! 
In this friendly, friendly world 
With each night so full of dreams 
Why should any heart be afraid 

The world is ... 

MICHAEL ANDY 
... such a wonderful place 
To wander through 
When you've got someone you love 

MICHAEL 
To wander along with you 

ANDY O.K., now take every second word! With ... 
MICHAEL ... the ... 
ANDY ... sky ... 
MICHAEL ... so ... 
ANDY ... full ... 
MICHAEL ... of ... 
ANDY ... stars 

MICHAEL And ... 
ANDY ... the ... 
MICHAEL ... river ... 
ANDY ... so ... 
MICHAEL ... full ... 
ANDY ... of ... 
MICHAEL ... song, Every ... 

ANDY ... heart ... 
MICHAEL ... should ... 
ANDY ... be ... 
MICHAEL ... so ... 
ANDY ... thankful 
It's a friendly world! Don't you think so, Michael 

MICHAEL Yup! 

TONY Oh yeah! What's so friendly about it!! 
This is Tony Clifton, and, and I demand a part in 
this song! I'm just as big a part of the movie as 
these guys are! And, and I will not sit back while 
some sought-after Colonel Kurtz wanna-be, uh, uh 
has his day in the sun! I think he's enough 
boring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uh 
sit this one out! At least the next verse, or so! 

ANDY Is that O.K., Michael 

MICHAEL O.K. 

ANDY I don't think you have a choice. 

MICHAEL (laughs) O.K. 

TONY 
The world is such a wonderful place 
Ha! to wander a-through! 
Ah, when you've got someone you luh-huuuv 
Ah, to wander along, ah, with yooo-hoooooo! 
O.K., you go... 

MICHAEL With the sky so full of stars 
ANDY And the river so full of song 
MICHAEL [bad word] back, Andy. Every heart should be ... 
MICHAEL ANDY ... so thankful 

ANDY Thankful for this friendly, friendly world 
Thank you, Michael! 

MICHAEL Thanks, Andy! 

ANDY Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world! 

TONY Thanks for nothing! K, where's the girls 
They in a chopper The guy's got a chopper, right