In 2125 I was on a mining colony on Mars
Just a quiet backwater facility among the stars
And then one day I was minding my own business
I was mining my own ore
And there he was
Space [bad word]  in a [bad word] flying off a ridge
Space [bad word]  smashing through a bridge
And as he landed out came his hammer, smashed my boss right in the face
Space [bad word]  planting charges left and right
Space [bad word]  all he does is annihilate and fight
I didn't sign up for this, I just wanted to get away somewhere remote
Just a place where I could earn myself a day's pay without being smote
But every time I think I'm safe
Every time I think it's calm
I am wrong
Space [bad word]  hammer swinging, buildings falling down
Space [bad word]  laying waste to this entire town
All the rest are dead, Space [bad word] has prevailed
Only I am left alive to tell the tale
Of Space [bad word] [bad word] out of nowhere to destroy
Space [bad word]  wanton carnage is all he can enjoy
Space [bad word]  in a [bad word] flying off a ridge
Space [bad word]  smashing through a bridge
Space [bad word] 
Space [bad word] 
Space [bad word] 
He's the Space [bad word]