Cristiano Ronaldo Chants

He's skinny he's quick, he'll make you look a prick, RONALDO WOW OWW RONALDO WOW OWW

Ronaldo,woah,Ronaldo,woah
He came from Portugal,
He's f*cking quick on the ball
Ronaldo, woah,Ronaldo,woah
He came from Portugal,He f*cked the [bad word] [bad word] to see ronaldo,
You've [bad word] to see [bad word] to see ronaldo,
You've [bad word] to see ronaldo

Ronaldo, [bad word] down the wing,
1 step, 2 step,
Everybody sing.
Past 1, Past 2,
Its like he has a magic shoe,
Past 3, 1 more,
It looks like he is gonna score.
Shoot hard, Aim low,
Everybody look at it go,
Watch it now, it is set,
To fly into the back of the net.
Portugal 1, Spain 0,
Everybody look at that skill.

They call him: Crist-i-ano, Ron-a-nal-do, dos, San-tos, Av-i-er-ro.
Cris Ronaldo for short.

Ronaldo Ronaldo as fit as can be, Ronaldo Ronaldo lets get a room just for you and for me, close the curtains lock the door so we cant be seen no more, there are press waiting at the door to catch this story in all its galor, i then haprehend that it [bad word] to an end, you have to go back and play football and drive the opposite team around the bend, with your step over, twist and a shoot i am there to support you to see if you can collect the cup and then of course i will awake and realise it was all just a big mistake and of course girls it was all just bloody pretend.

He's skinny he's quick, he'll make you look a prick, RONALDO WOW OWW RONALDO WOW OWW