my name is 
Norman, 
Lou Norman..

I've been in this business for fifteen years
If people have a problem and don't want talk to the police
They want talk to me

So, this Friday afternoon I got a phone call
Young lady asked me to go downtown

What the [bad word] is a girl like Mandy Cooper
doing at the lower Manhattan Ocean Club?

Looking like a taxi model
And with a voice like Mihaelia Jackson
She don't need to work in slots like this
She got the pair of blue eyes that look green to me
And then she approached me

Oh boy!!! (boyyy)

Miss Cooper, I suppose?
Let's stop playing games
I'm on the job here
 [bad word] to terms

She tried to wind me up with some nonsense
about an ex-boyfriend who was giving her a hard time
I said listen honey
We all know you can help yourself
If you want me to work on your case
Let's get things straight -- and now.

Oh boy...

Nobody is ever gonna damage your career
With a voice like this
And a pair of eyes
You're gonna be huge in any business

You still don't smoke?
I need to drink
And maybe you join me
Looks better for the chappy over there

Looks like old friends
Meeting after a hard night's work

I walked to the corner slowly
Wanted to ask Mr. Big here for a light
He turned around

I put a quarter into the jukebox
And played a beautiful Ave Maria
When I turned around miss Сooper had gone.