It's time to soundproof all the walls
Give our special friends a call
Lordy, warn the neighbors down the hall
There's gonna be a piggy pile

It's time to lay some plastic down
Spread the Crisco all around
Honey, send the kiddies out of town
There's gonna be a piggy pile
 [bad word] toys on the sofa
And there's condoms by the door
The purple pills are on the windowsill
And the hostess rolling on the floor

All the girls are wet and wiggly
And all the boys are ripe and wriggly
Everybody's greased and giggly
In the middle of the piggy pile

Leave your trousers on the chair
Oh, dig those y underwear!
I'll say, who does your pubic hair?
You're stylin' up the piggy pile

Well, listen up honey, you're in luck
'Cause you can either make it with Sue or Chuck
Everybody's gonna find a friend down at the piggy pile

There's room for everybody
And there's no need to be shy
It's a potluck party for the very naughty
So grab a piece of your favorite pie!

All the girls are wet and wiggly
And all the boys are ripe and wriggly
Guess where I found Mr. Quigley
At the bottom of the piggy pile

All the boys are getting kinky
And all the girls are hot and stinky
Just for fun I dropped a Twinkie
In the middle of the piggy pile

Well, it really doesn't matter if you're rich or poor
Roll out the erotic anatomic tour
It's been five days, we still want more [bad word] to the piggy pile [bad word] to the piggy pile

Well, it's been five days in a sweaty haze
And we're still crazy about the piggy pile.