L.B.J. was a-flyin' one morn'
Over south Louisiana...feeling forlorn
When he looks down below, and what does he see?
Two cajuns pullin' a [bad word] on ski's!

So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your black brother!"
And them two cajuns just looked at each other
And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..."
"He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!"

O [bad word] bop-bam-bam
Who likes a [bad word] 
o [bad word] bop-bam-bam [bad word] 
Who likes a [bad word] 
o [bad word] bop-bam-bam
Who likes a [bad word] 
And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger

Rich man travelin' down [bad word] the South
Stopped in Mississippi to get a tooth pulled out
When he paid the doctor the charges due
He said "My [bad word] chauffer's got a bad tooth, too"

"Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc, "but you'd better not holler!
Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00
Cause here in Mississippi he can't open his mouth
We'll have to go [bad word] his bottom, to get the thing out!"

 [bad word] 

There ain't much difference 'tween a [bad word] and a donkey
'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey
Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree
There's not very much more that you can see.

But a mule earns his livin' by the sweat of his neck
While a [bad word] sits down and draws a gov't check
The [bad word] should be smarter, as a [bad word] 
But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule!

 [bad word]