This is definitely my most favourite time of the year,
Oh yeah mine too, yes, I think it is
It is mine yeah,
I reckon Christmas is all right, cause like the football season is still on.
And you can watch football on Boxing Day when everyone is being really
boring and, you're fed up of your presents.
Listen right you can do whatever you want at Christmas as long as it's good, man
Well what I say this Christmas is just do what you want,
But make sure you do it like a lady!
If you can't be good, be careful
And make sure you get all your pressies off Santa!

Just hear those sleigh bells jing-a-ling-ring-ting-a-ding-a-ling-ding, [bad word] on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you,
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling you, [bad word] on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you,
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Our cheeks are nice and rosy [bad word]  and cozy are we,
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Let's snuggle up together like birds of a feather would be,
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Let's take the road before us and sing a [bad word] or two, [bad word] on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you,
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding

Remember to go to sleep on Christmas Eve otherwise Santa...
Or stay up the whole night,
No! You can't do that 'cause Father Christmas [bad word] then,
You've gotta go to sleep
Father Christmas doesn't exist now!
Sssssshhhhhh!
He does Vicki what are you talking about, Vicki that's terrible to say.
We know cause we went to Lapland and we saw him,
I know you might not get what you want but you're gonna get a hit in the
face if you don't shut up!
If not you'll get a bag of soot

Our cheeks are nice and rosy [bad word]  and cozy are we,
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Let's snuggle up together like birds of a feather would be,
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Lets take the road before us and sing a [bad word] or two, [bad word] on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you,
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Good Tidings we bring to you and your shwing,
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!