t took me five bars some thirty license plates
 I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
 I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool
 So I walked right in bare-handed
 She was on his arm while he was playing pool
 Just like I used to do
 She kissed him while I got a beer
 She didn't think I'd show up here
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk
 She came across kinda cheap to me but hey how's that my fault
 She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
 Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I'm gonna pitch
 Those pretty girls can play their game
 But their [bad word] well gonna know my name
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death
 I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath
 Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
 'Cause baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail
 I was mad as [bad word] 
 Those pretty girls they're all the same
 But their [bad word] well gonna know my name
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend