Well, I've shined my shoes
And [bad word] my hair
But the DJ's square
And the girls don't care
My feet are stuck to the carpet here
I'm finding it hard to get out of my chair
But I can't go home 'cause it's cold out there

Disco sucks
Why do I love it so much
Disco sucks
I've got to have it
I want it, I need it

My amigo's gone to score some gear
And I'm getting stares from the boys in here
There's been stabbin's in the front
And shootin's in the back
 [bad word] for cover, I'm under attack

Disco sucks
Why do I love it so much
Disco sucks
I've got to have it
I want it, I need it

Her heels were so high
Girl was touchin' my eye
She was movin' in time
She was blowin' my mind
She was takin' me there
To my dreams in the sky
It was to my surprise
That the girl was a guy
Disco sucks
Why do I love it so much
Disco sucks
I've got to have it
I want it, I need it