Inflammation of the [bad word] reminds me of your smile
 I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
 I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
 I ache for you my darling and I hope you get well soon. 

My penile warts, your herpes my syphilitic sores
 Your moenelial infection how I miss you more and more
 You dobie's itch, my [bad word] our lovely gonorrhea
 At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear
Our syphilitic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst 
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flickof your wrist 
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine 
I got snail tracks in my [bad word] when your spirochetes met mine. 

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
 Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
 Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis, 
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

 My clapped out genetalia is not so bad for me
 As [bad word] and utter failure every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen 
My [bad word] s painted orange and my balls are turning green. 
My heart is very tender though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love my love 
I'm your spirochaetal clown I've left my body to science 
but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

 Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis, 
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
 Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis, 
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis