She'll do your work in half the time 
Never sick and can't go blind 
Oh, woman machine 

Brains of tape that fill her head 
She knows more now than all the dead 
Oh, woman machine 

Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine 

Heart of steel and skin that's cold 
Can't wear her out, she can't grow old 
Oh, woman machine 

She goes to bed when her work is through 
She'll do it all, just change the tubes 
Oh, woman machine 

Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine-ine 

Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman 

She can't talk back 
With no playback 
But she'll listen 
To all your woe 
Trade your old one 
For a new one 
They just don't make 'em like they used to 
No! 

Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine 
Oh, woman machine