Happy Holiday
Happy holiday,
While the merry bells keep ringing
May your every [bad word] [bad word] 

Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you

(If your burdened down with trouble)
(If your nerves a wearing thin)
(Park your load down the road)
 [bad word] to Holiday Inn)

If the traffic noise affects you
Like a squeaky violin
Kick your cares down the stairs [bad word] to Holiday Inn

(If you can't find someone who)
(Will set your heart a-whirl)
(Take your car and motor to)
(The home of boy meets girl)

If you're laid-up with a breakdown
Throw away your vitamin
(Don't get worse), grab your nurse
 [bad word] to Holiday Inn

(Happy holiday, happy holiday)
(While the merry bells are ringin')
(May your every [bad word] [bad word] 

(Happy holiday, happy holiday)
(May the calendar keep bringin')
(Happy holidays to you)

Happy holiday, happy holiday)
While the merry bells keep ringin'
May your every [bad word] [bad word] 

Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringin'
Happy holidays to you.