Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let’s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let’s have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)

Isabelle:
I’m gonna let you have it

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Kurt: work)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve,

Kurt:
and work

Rachel:
and turn,

Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.

Kurt:
kiki is a party for calming all your nerves,
We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve.

Isabelle:
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave,
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui.

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let’s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let’s have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)

Isabelle:
I’m gonna let you have it

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Kurt: work)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve,

Kurt:
and work

Rachel:
and turn,

Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.

Rachel:
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let us make a wish
And may all our [bad word] [bad word] 
Rachel with Kurt and Isabelle:
Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey (Kurt: Oooo)
Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see

Isabelle:
This kiki is marvelous!

Rachel and Kurt:
Kiki, soso
oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let’s have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors, (Rachel: Tight!)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let’s have a kiki, (Kurt: mother)

Isabelle:
I’m gonna let you have it

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have kiki, (Kurt: dive) (Rachel: turn) (Kurt: work)

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki

Kurt, Rachel and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
We’re gonna serve,

Kurt:
and work

Rachel:
and turn,

Isabelle:
and hon-hon-honey.

Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki

Isabelle:
I wanna have a kiki!

Kurt:
Lock the doors (Rachel: tight!)

Rachel, Kurt and Isabelle:
Let's have a kiki, (Rachel: hunty) (Kurt: dropper)

Isabelle:
I'm gonna let you have it