well i know there are things going on tonight, but i don't bother
only ten minutes across town, that's right, but i don't bother
well i could put on a tight black shirt, but i don't bother
i could hit the gym so it looks real nice, but i don't bother
i could tell a joke and make the whole room laugh, but i don't bother
i could show up with the coldest six-pack, but i don't bother

no to everything

i could match you drink for drink, but i don't bother
i could go make her boyfriend mad, but i don't bother
i could captivate with a story of mine, but i don't bother
i could go on and start a conga line, but i don't bother

no to everything