I am at the opera, I don't like the opera
But he loves the opera, and I love him
I follow the libretto, I follow the conductor
When I follow the plot, my head begins to spin
I don't understand a word even though it's English
Everyone around me says "This is divine"
I don't like the opera but look I'm at the opera
It's a good thing he can't read my mind.
(Yes, he's a wonderful Parsifal and she's the best Tundra I've ever seen)

Look at me I'm skiing, I do not like skiing
But he loves skiing and I love him
I rent the boots and poles, I shiver in the cold
I'm charging down the mountain risking life and limb
There's no exhilaration , I am only feeling terrified
Everyone around me's having such a great time
I do not like skiing, but look at me I'm skiing
It's a good thing he can't read my mind.
(Yes, exhilarating is just the very word I was thinking of... scared of heights? Oh no, not me)

I am [bad word] , I'm just making observations
Expanding your horizons is a sign of maturation
Now I tolerate cigars 'cause he's a smoker
I'm playing chess though I confess
Sometimes I long for poker....

I am eating sushi; I do not like sushi
But he loves sushi and I love him
I'm poking with my chopstick at this living breathing fish
Oh my God! I think it's trying to swim
Some say eating sushi is like chewing on your own cheek
Or sucking down a bucketful of tentacled slime
I do not like sushi but look I'm eating sushi
It's a good thing he can't read my mind.
(Yes, this is a very interesting texture
What is it? Ohhhhh....)

So if you see me eating sushi 
See me at the Opera
See me on a ski slope
Looking scared
Hey don't feel sorry for me, Imust be in love
Why in the [bad word] else would I be there?
Before I met him life was dull, I never took any chances
Now I leap at every opportunity I find
I do not like sushi
I do not like skiing or the opera
Maybe I will in time