WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL SAY [bad word]  WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL LOOK AT [bad word] .. LITTLE BIT
WILL I STILL HAVE [bad word]  CORRECTION TRY AND HAVE [bad word] WITH FLACCID ERECTION
WEARING DUMB CAP, DOING [bad word] RAP...
MAYBE I'LL BE [bad word] AWESOME AND GET PAPPED 
ROLLING IN JAGUAR
POPPING THE VIAGRA, FELLAS ARE JEALOUS MY LADIES MAKE ME LOOK LIKE HEFNER

WAKE UP DIFFERENT GIRL EACH TIME­A... DON'T KNOW HER NAME THOUGH... 
ALZHEIMER'S
I WAKE UP DIFFERENT GIRL EACH TIME­A, [bad word] I'VE DONE THE SAME BIT AGAIN... 
ALZHEIMER'S

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST STILL RAISE THE ROOF, STILL GETTING CLOCKED FOR THE TIK TOK SPOOF
60 YEARS ON, STILL GOING STRONG... I'STILL BE DANCING BUT MY BACK'S GONE
WHEN I'M OLDER 
STILL GET INTOXICATED
EVERY DAY INEBRIATED
WHEN I'M OLDER
STILL GETTING BAT [bad word] WASTED 
THEN GETTING RESUSCITATED 

I'M DEAD

JUST KIDDING... HOW ELSE WOULD YOU HEAR ME DUMMY? I'M AN ANTIQUE, START BIDDING... 
THE OTHER PENSIONERS LOOK AT ME FUNNY 'CAUSE THEY KNOW I KNOW I'M IN TOWN CRASHING PARTY
BACK OF THE CLUB... HORLICKS, BACARDI
NEVER GO HOME, GRANDDAUGHTERS UNHAPPY
KEEP GOING WHEN I FILL UP MY NAPPY

WHEN I'M OLD WILL I PLAY DONKEY KONG, SITTING IN MY ARMCHAIR... SPARKING BONG?
IT'S FOR [bad word]  NOT AN ADDICTION... ASK THE DOCTOR... IT'S PRESCRIPTION
WHEN I'M OLD WILL I EAT AT HOOTERS... PULL UP GETTING HEAD ON MOBILITY SCOOTER?
STILL PLAYING FIFA...SMOKIN' THE REEFA, 
GRAMPS ON TOUR, GETTING [bad word] IN BEEFA!

WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL LOOK FLY? KISSING 'EM GIRLS... MAKING 'EM CRY?
STILL GOT THE GUNS, STILL GOT THE EYEBROWS... WHAT I'M FIT... THERE'S NO NEED TO LIE NOW...
PLAYING BOWLS BACK OF THE CAR PARK, GAMBLING MONEY
BUYING CHINOS IN PRIMARK

WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL HAVE ORGIES? YOUNG WOMEN IN THEIR EARLY FORTIES...
HALF BLIND
HALF DEAF
THE LADIES LOVE ME I'M G.Y.L.
GRANDDAD YOU'LIKE TO 'SHHHHH' LET'S HAVE GAME OF STRIP CHESS
THE LADIES LOVE ME 'CAUSE I STILL GOT LIBIDO, STILL ROCKIN' SPEEDOS, BANNED FROM THE POOL 'CAUSE I LOOK LIKE PAEDO!
BUT I'M NOT PAEDO, I'M HONESTLY NOT PAEDO.................