https:/ [bad word] my.little.brony

[Discord]
little glass of water please
fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
Some tea with honey from the bees
Whenever you can brew it

Princess Cadance: I'll get your tea.

[Discord]
And while I get a little rest
teeny tiny small request
Some codfish oil for my chest
Poured from a crystal [bad word] 

Twilight Sparkle: crystal [bad word] 

[Discord]
[singing faster]
My goodness, I'm a [bad word] 
Because I fear I've got the croup
I need a vat of pumpkin soup
And scarves made out of zinnias

Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
Or something shiny of that ilk
And then I'll need some nice warm milk
And pastries from Abyssinia

And since my stomach's feeling [bad word] 
Why not give my aching tummy
Something soothing, something yummy
Piled up with noodles?

Add a slice of homemade rye
With stacks of Swiss way up high
Served with sides of sweet mince pie
More basil; I need oodles!

Twilight Sparkle: Anything else?

[Discord]
I'll be grateful for your charity
Until the bitter end
Because I've heard that tenderness
Is what you lend an ailing friend
Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?

Twilight Sparkle: Right, but—

Discord: So, who's ready for my big reprise?

I'd like that glass of water please
Some magic spell to cure disease
firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze
fresh bouquet of roses

Some lozenges will soon appease
My wheezing when I start to sneeze
wig to keep me from the breeze
And blankets for my toes-es

Take tweezers out of my valise
And then massage my knobby knees
bowl of peas, some extra cheese
cuddle with a Pekingese
singing harp who's named Louise
goat on skis, a new trapeze
And more and more and more and more of these

And just because I oughta...

Make sure I'm drinking in the right
Amount of fluids day and night
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have just one little thing
Oh, would you please finally bring
Me that tiny glass
Of water?!!