There's a place where I always wanted to go
through a platform at the station where I think you know
It always seems so much more beautiful than here
But things are not always quite as they appear
Cause I've done a little searching and [bad word] concerned
that the wizarding world isn't quite what we had learned
So I might share a few of those fears

This is an open letter to the wizards of the UK
Cause I've finally got the nerve to say things that I gotta say
You make it seem like your world is so pristine
When it's angels versus demons, it's not hard to pick a team
Well I used to want to go to Hogwarts too but now I got a couple questions for you.

Well you don't seem to have much industry
Wizards work at schools or the ministry
And by letting goblins house your currency,
You're letting them control your whole economy.

I don't understand how any business gets done
when a wand only costs seven galleons.
That doesn't seem like much to me.

This is an open letter to the wizards of the UK
Cause I've finally got the nerve to say things that I gotta say
You make it seem like your world is so pristine
When it's angels versus demons, it's not hard to pick a team
Well I used to want to go to Hogwarts too but now I got a couple questions for you.

They say you can put a stopper in death,
Well I'm wondering why you haven't shared that yet.
Cause when my friends and family die,
And the wizards aren't helping, well I wonder why,
You can make new hands and regrow bones
Dumbledore a hundred and fifty freaking years old,
and I don't think we'd mind if you shared.

And your isolationist tendencies, they really worry me
with the Dark Lord at your door step,
You'd hadn't called for help yet.
You've got known racists playing politics
And slaves making your food
Yeah, Slaves making your food.

Yeah, I don't think it's as nice as it appears,
I think I'd rather deal with the problems we've got here.
Which is why I wrote this

This is an open letter to the wizards of the UK
Cause I've finally got the nerve to say things that I gotta say
You make it seem like your world is so pristine
When it's angels versus demons, it's not hard to pick a team
Well I used to want to go to Hogwarts too but now I got a couple questions for you.

Yeah I had a couple questions for you.
And that's why I sang you this tune.