-Mr. Watson, this is Mario, your tenant in 6B.
-Hi. What's up?
-There are a few problems with the apartment. First, the faucet in the 
  bathtub drips constantly.
-I'll ask my plumber [bad word] by and fix it tomorrow.
-Also, one of the burners on the stove doesn't work.
-What’s the matter with it? I can’t control the temperature. I think 
  you'll have to get an electrician.
-I'll see what I can do. Is that everything?
-Well, there's one more thing.
  I can't get a dial tone on the phone; it's dead.
-I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do about that.
  You’ll have to call the [bad word]