Jack Sparrow (исполнитель: The Lonely Island feat. Michael Bolton)
[Michael Bolton:] Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you seen those things? Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great. [Michael Bolton:] Well, I listened your track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big y hook I think you're really gonna dig. Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down? [Michael Bolton:] Boys, let's get to it. Ugh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton Yeah! [Lonely Island:] The night starts now Together on the track, the boys are back The night starts now Night starts now, baby, roll with us, Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. Rollin up Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up yeah Black card at the bar like I gives a [bad word] [bad word] on Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, [bad word] the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet Yeah yeah Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow, Pirate so brave on the seven seas What? mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love Kiera Knightly [bad word] ice-man, I'm the top gunner Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner Jack Sparrow Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", More like the "meet ya take you home and [bad word] you twice guy" Yeah yeah! All dressed up with nowhere [bad word] And now I make you feel crazy with the... Now back to the good part: From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure Nooo Old captain Jack giving them what for He's the pauper of the surf (yeah...uh huh) The jester of Tortuga (oh God) But is Davy Jones' locker what lies in store? Yeah, we've seen the movie Throw your hands in the air and say [bad word] [bad word] on Captain Jack What? Johnney Depp No From the front to the back say we count [bad word] on Davy Jones Nope Giant squid Wrong Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up Roger then let me try it with another film Wait [Michael Bolton:] Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (Not better) Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all of my love [bad word] on!) Ok then I'm a legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name (Nooo, God) Then you can call me Scarface, snortin mountains of cocaine (close enough) You [bad word] wanna play rough? Ok, I'm reloaded This is the tale of Tony Montanya Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts (Take it home!) Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted This whole town's a [bad word] just waiting to get [bad word] [Lonely Island:] Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile [Michael Bolton:] [bad word] me! [Lonely Island:] Yup, yeah, ok....< [Michael Bolton:] Простите, что опоздал, Я застрял за просмотром Пиратов Карибского Моря. Слышали о таких? О да, да, это великолепно [Michael Bolton:] Ребята, я прослушал ваш трэк и я в восторге! Я написал к нему отличный секси-припев, Это будет по-настоящему круто. Отлично, чудесно, мы можем его записать? [Michael Bolton:] Парни, давайте начнём. Lonely Island и Michael Bolton Да! [Lonely Island:] Ночь начинается сейчас Вместе в машине, крутые парни вернулись! Ночь начинается сейчас Ночь начинается сейчас, детка, отрывайся с нами, Все горячие девушки оборачиваются нам в след, Когда мы идём тусоватся, Перед нами открываются любые двери, да! У меня чёрная кредитная карта и мне на всех наплевать, Вперёд! Девушки провожают нас взглядами, когда мы идем к площадке, К чёрту их ревнивых дру