Mr. Samberg Thanks [bad word] to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a  line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
 [bad word] on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh [bad word] man I can't [bad word] do it... [bad word] #33;
 [bad word] out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's [bad word] (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own [bad word] (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
 [bad word] its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb [bad word] (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
 [bad word] yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own [bad word] 
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah, I know I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss
Ok I heard you, bye.
LIKE BOSS!

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