Oh, well imagine as I'm pacing
The pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear
An exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!"
Says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame,
The poor groom's bride is a [bad word] "

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people
Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people
Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...

Well in fact I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
Oh! Well in fact I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast,
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people
Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people
Ever heard of closing a [bad word] door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.