[Intro]
 We once had things [bad word]  Now the only thing we share is the refrigerator
 Ice cold, baby, I told you, I'm ice cold (ice cold!)
 You out here flyin' high (high!)
 Go ahead, fly that thing!
 High! High!
 But fly alone

[Verse 1]
 You always smokin' in the house
 What if my [bad word] over?
 You can't get up and get a job
 Cause this little hustle's getting you by
 You're the dealer and the stoner with the sweetest kiss around

[Hook]
 I know what I was on, I had a Pilot Jones
 She took me high, then she took me home
 Pilot Jones, Pilot Jones

[Verse 2]
 Tonight she came stumblin' across my lawn again
 I just don't know why I keep on tryin' to keep a grown woman sober
 See there you go reachin' up your blouse and no I don't want a child
 But I ain't been touched in a while by the dealer
 And the stoner with the sweetest kiss I've ever known

[Hook]
 I know what I was on, I had a Pilot Jones
 She took me high, then she took me home
 Pilot Jones, Pilot Jones

[Verse 3]
 In the sky up above, the birds
 I saw the sky like I never seen before
 You thought I was above you
 Above this in so many ways
 But if I got a condo on a cloud
 Then I guess you can stay at my place
 I'ma get one
 I need ya
 Admit it
 You're my Pilot Jones