Navy Seal vs. Army Ranger (исполнитель: Epic rap battle)
[bad word] /www [bad word] [bad word] Navy Seal: Sick with the rap when I bring my flow I’m spitting faster than your girl getting off with my photo And every girl dying just to give me hugs Soon as I step out of my motherf*cking class BUDS Top secret missions you know we never stoppin’ Walk in the bar yelling “Bro I just killed bin Laden!” Published my book and I got movies made Next step is rapping and I’m here to stay Army Ranger: So let’s start, and this might be mean But you can’t act, not even better than Charlie Sheen I see you on Fox News talking about danger What happened to quiet professional? Oh, that’s a Ranger RASP and Ranger School stayed up for days and nights Just to get a Regiment to slaughter you on this mic You belong in a boat, get your [bad word] back in the bay I know you need a hero so Rangers Lead The Way I’m a Predator, a warrior, and a night stalker You better EXFIL now like ‘GET TO THE CHOPPA!” Get all your boys together and call you seamen Funny, that’s the same thing that your chick is feigning Navy Seal: Sea, air, and land I’ve got years of training I ball so hard they call me Peyton Manning I got my perfect pushup and my TRX band Drinking Frog Fuel, “Why?” Because I’m the motherf*cking man Operator as f*ck #hashtag my nation [bad word] so big it needs its own station You think you’re operators But half of you can’t even grow beards Climb down your ladder [bad word] Bottom Tier I got my SWCC, driving my whip Doing donuts while I’m fighting Rangerettes off my [bad word] [bad word] to BUDS and we’ll make you a believer But for now quit rap and stick to airfield seizures You think you’re pretty cool with your static line? How many slots you get to HALO? That’s right get in line Department of the Navy [bad word] you know who I get more funding than your regiment NSW Army Ranger: Your Tier line it doesn’t even work So let me explain it to you You play with a surfboard You’re not in [bad word] Call me Chuck Norris ’cause I’ll kill you with my stare Your pre-mission checks are hands, eyes, ears, HAIR! We were smokin’ dudes before you ever came around You thinking making movies is original [bad word] Black Hawk Down Your ego is so big I can see it from space I bet the only picture you [bad word] to is to your own face You joined the Navy, your life is filled with remorse Just like your girlfriend after she slept with all of Task Force You think you’re spittin’ so fast? It’s like the second I rap [bad word] in last Initiate a blast, [bad word] a failure drill I’m f*cking decapitating your [bad word] Because I got it and I’m never gonna stop it I rip it, kill it, conceal it, steal it, reveal it BOOM in your chest You know I know you feel it And after this rap I’m going to out shoot you at the range And give Ranger panties to your team buddy who just had a change