Midnight, one more night without sleepin'
 Watchin', till the [bad word] creepin'
 Green door, what's that secret you're keepin'?

 There's an old piano and they play it hot behind the green door
 Don't know what they're doin' but they laugh a lot behind the green door
 Wish they'd let me in so I could find out what's behind the green door

 Knocked once, tried to tell 'em I'd been there
 Door slammed, hospitality's thin there
 Wonder just what's goin' on in there

 Saw an eyeball peepin' through a smokey cloud behind the green door
 When I said Joe sent me someone laughed out loud behind the green door
 All I want to do is join the happy crowd behind the green door

 Midnight, one more night without sleepin'
 Watchin', till the [bad word] creepin'
 Green door, what's that secret you're keepin'?

 Saw an eyeball peepin' through a smokey cloud behind the green door
 When I said Joe sent me someone laughed out loud behind the green door
 AII I want to do is join the happy crowd behind the green door
 Wish they'd let me in so I could find out what's behind the green door.