She plays in the [bad word] band
She writes disgusting poems [bad word] that [bad word] 

She's scary like my [bad word] She has bowed legs and fatty cheeks [bad word] that [bad word] 

Her face is crooked as a broken mirror
She's just a stupid sheep [bad word] that [bad word] 

She's [bad word] in the [bad word] with the old baboon
And every day she sucks his [bad word] [bad word] that [bad word] 

Oh, Helga
Helga Zweig
Oh, Helga
Helga Zweig
Oh, Helga
Helga Zweig
Helga Zweig!

Boys don't like her body
Because her [bad word] are small and [bad word] [bad word] that [bad word] 

She has no right to vote
She's just a stinking slave [bad word] that [bad word] 

She'll be happy to give you a [bad word] She will do whatever you tell [bad word] that [bad word] 

You can do everything
You can hurt her as you wish [bad word] that [bad word] 

You know she loves money
Make it sweet like the [bad word] honey