I could be anything, you want me to be
Cook you nice dinners, and then [bad word] your feet
I could be the perfect wife, and be your slave for life
But I won't, no I won't

I could be the sweetest thing, you think you've ever seen
Dress up in skimpy clothes, all to fulfill your dreams
I could do anything, to show how much you mean
But I won't, no I won't
 [bad word] 
I'll be a fly in your soup, the one that's always in your face
Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case
I'm the stain on your suit, yeah that one you can't replace
Just because I can
I'll be the itch on your back, on a spot that you can't reach
I'm the reason you crack, yeah I'm like a bad disease
Just because I can - just because I can

I could be the mistress, who says she doesn't care
And I'll keep on smiling, when you're treating me like air
I could be your best friend, the one who's always there
But I won't, no I won't
 [bad word] 
I'll be a fly in your soup, the one that's always in your face
Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case
I'm the stain on your suit, yeah that one you can't replace
Just because I can
I'll be the itch on your back, on a spot that you can't reach
I'm the reason you crack, yeah I'm like a bad disease
Just because I can - just because I can
Just because I can - just because I can

I'm gonna be, that thing in your head
Keeping you awake, at night in your bed
And every time you feel, you're losing control
Remember I'm the one, who dug you that hole
Just because I can

I can be the things you want
But I won't…
 [bad word] 
I'll be a fly in your soup, the one that's always in your face
Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case
I'm the stain on your suit, yeah that one you can't replace
Just because I can
I'll be the itch on your back, on a spot that you can't reach
I'm the reason you crack, yeah I'm like a bad disease
Just because I can - just because I can
Just because I can - just because I can… I can

I can be the things you want
But I won't