Now you’re here, so have no fear,
I’m just your friendly guide. [bad word] along cuz you belong,
You joined us when you died.

From your birth until your final breath,
I’m proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death!
 [bad word] to the congregation
(Hey! Hey!)
I hope we meet your expectation
(Hey! Ho!)
little tiny pinch of deviation

We understand what you had planned,
Goes by another name.
Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring,
Well, isn’t that a shame?

Your application sadly was denied.
But let’s be clear, we love you here!
You’re on the other side!
 [bad word] to the congregation
(Hey! Hey!)
I hope we meet your expectation
(Hey! Ho!)
We promise it won’t stain your reputation

Ah, if you can see over here, The Broken Glass Chamber of the boys from Wall Street. Let’s hear it for the boys! And here in The Eternal Mariachi Room, above the eve marked “Priest” and “Telemarketers,” (???) to the fiery pit of boiling death, the lawyers, pimps and mimes.
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(Hey! Ho!) [bad word] to the congregation 
(Hey! Ho!) [bad word] to the congregation
(Hey! Ho!)
I hope we meet your expectation
(Hey! Ho!)
So thanks for dropping by here.
We’re really gonna try here,
But in the end, you know you’re gonna fry…
Fry…
Fry… here!
(Hey! Ho! Hey! )

Uh, excuse me, sir. Is there a bathroom here?