COUNTESS:
Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Time I tried to get a better better half!

COUNTESS AND [bad word] 
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
If he knew the [bad word] hed never ever go!

PHANTOM:
Did I not [bad word] that Box Five was to be kept empty?

MEG:
He's here, the Phantom of the Opera

CHRISTINE:
It's him!

CARLOTTA:
Your part is silent, little toad!

PHANTOM:
toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad!