I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup (boy!)

I love java, sweet and hot
Whoops Mr. Moto, I'm a coffee pot
Shoot me the pot and pour me a shot
cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

Oh slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
And Ill cut [bad word] just snug in a jug
sliced up onion and a raw one
Draw one -
Waiter, waiter, percolator

I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup