Someone call the doctor, there's a fever going round,
 Write me a prescription for the cure that can't be found.

 Doctor can't prescribe a medicine to pull you through,
 It just don't exist 'cause it's the lovebug catching you,
 This ailment don't need healing,
 It won't leave you feeling blue,
 It's a feeling so contageous,
 It's the lovebug catching you,
 It's the lovebug catching you.

 Someone call the doctor, there's a fever going round,
 Write me a prescription for the cure that can't be found,
 This ailment don't need healing,
 It won't leave you feeling blue,
 It's a feeling so contageous,
 It's the lovebug catching you.

 It's the friend next to your shoulder,
 Who will stab you in the back,
 Pay no heat to enemies [bad word] to you or me, attack,
 No known antidote, or expert treatment to assist,
 Here's a buck your system is unable to resist.

 So contageous, it's the lovebug catching you