Last night I had enough of you
I put down the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard it was all over your face
Since you're slipping and flipping
But here is the stitch
I signed up for a man
But you are just a [bad word] 
You should know
That I love you a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag

When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

Yeah I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

When I first met you
Panties droppin'
Every time I saw you it was on and
One day you asked if we can just talk and
That's the reason why I'm walkin'
If I am honest I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not tryin' to [bad word] or [bad word] I just want one thing from you
And you got confused

You should know
That I love you a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag

When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

Yeah I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like the chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Grow a pear
You can call me back
And no I don't want to see your man-gina
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

Yeah I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like the chick all the time
You are cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back