Hing tar, erku vank, mi bar
Eti mi hat bara, vor anbuzhelia
Eti mi hat verqa, vor chi spianum
Et bary akanjt shoyuma en vaxt
Yerb vor ches zgum.

Bayc vor zgum es
Et bary darnuma qo srti tshnamin
Eti koxic akanjt shoyuma
Nersic thach u cavota
Et bary KAROTna.

Et bary mardu sirty qaracnuma
Mardu achqy choracnuma
Hogin krcuma
Chor achqy dran vra toxuma.

Karotel partadir chi
Menak txun u axjkan
Karotel karelia bolorin u amen ban
Indz canota dra amen puly
Zgacel em amen chuxy.

Cavotneric meky ena
Vor gites yngert 
erku [bad word] metra en yan qeznic
Bayc du karotum es amen or
Imanum es vor inqe
Chi zgum et nuynic
U eti tanuma qeznic amen inch.

Karotum es yngerocht, vor [bad word] qeznic
U chgites inqe het kga noric?
Kam aveli vata, vor etum es yerkric
Ancanot [bad word] nervaynanum es amen inchic
Taza kyanq, nor canotner, nor yngerner
Harazatnerit u mankutyant het menak INTERNET.

Karotum es [bad word] chapic shat
Het galuc heto iranq menak klnen?
Mtacum es anyndhat.
Xosqy ynger [bad word] masina
U mitqy qez misht tanjuma.
Mtacum es iranc yngernery kam mardik
Ktoxen duq eli shbveq?
Te esqanov arden piti prcneq?

Karotum en siraharvacnery
Txun banak champeluc.
Txen vaxenuma kdimavori iran galuc?
Axjiknel mor pes mtacuma
Het kga ardyoq erku [bad word] 

Karotum es harazatnerit [bad word] hervic
Mtacum es inchqan poxvac klnen myus tenaluc?
Ba erexeqy inchqan mecac klnen?
Khishen iranc hoparin kam el [bad word] 

Mtacum es vonc viz dnes?
Vor mi qich pox chares
Heraxosit mej lces
Irancic mekin zanges
Karott dzeny lselov arnes.

Mtacum es vonc anes?
Vor chzangeluct iranq chmtacen
Vor gnacel es moracel es,
Bayc irancic shatere chen,
Vor khaskanan qez
Vor ches moranum,
Vor iranq en menak achqit araj,
Vor iranc dzennes veshni lsum.

Arm? Armen. Ay Arm?

Es ameny yes tesel em
Yes zgacel em.
U gitem te incha nshanakum et KAROT kochvacy.
U srtics em yes dzez asum
Voch mekin senc ban chem cankanum.
Indz khaskanan en mardik
Ovqer tesel en senc chariq
Ovqer gishernere chen qnel lacel en
Um achqery KAROTic choracel en,
Arcunqic kuracel en.

YES DZEZ [bad word] EM. U KAROTUM EM...